Andorra Snowboarding Mission February 2003
The trip was absolutely amazing! Snowboarding is the best thing in the world, well almost! We all had a rad time as you can see from the photos in the Snowboard Photo Pages. Next year I'm hoping to do a season. If anyone is up for it let me know because I'm looking for someone to go with.
P.S. Calm down Leon, I'll put more photos on soon!
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Joke!!
Little Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby.

Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby. So, little Johnny's Dad had a long talk with little Johnny before going to the neighbors.

He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to spank your butt hard when we get back home."

"I promise not to mention his missing ears at all," said Little Johnny.

At the neighbor's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!"

The mother, who had braced herself for Little Johnny's comment, was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny."

He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why, just look at his pretty little eyes! Did his doctor say he can see good?"

The mother a bit bewildered, hesitantly replies "Why, yes... his doctor said he has 20/20 vision, why do you ask?"

Little Johnny said, "Well, it is a good thing, 'cause he sure as shit can't wear glasses."